Post by Kingpin on Feb 25, 2004 22:36:52 GMT -5
the following won the not very creative award !!!!!!
Life without parents, without knowledge of ones origin can truly be a life of sorrow. Or one can take the needed steps to change that fact. To change the circumstances of a situation. A situation which a person didn’t control in the past.
Questions plague my mind every day. Why am I here? What is my purpose? However instead of falling victim to the unavoidable questions I attempt to find answers. Answers that are capable of changing my life, my future. My name is Spade Black and I won’t die not knowing where I came from.
My search for the truth won’t end until I find what I am looking for. Regrettably traveling like every thing else in this purgatory called earth cost money. Money that once spent doesn’t return to the person who spent it unless they work for it. Quick money is virtually impossible to obtain. I learned that lesson long ago and now the only way I know to receive the cash I require is to employ my self in the thankless task of bounty hunting. .
This time I found my self stranded at a bus deport in the heart of New York City. The smell of the smoggy air itself sickened me. I couldn’t believe how so many mindless drones called New Yorkers could allow their families to live in such filth.
Upon stepping off the bus I turned to the driver “I envy you. You are lucky enough to drive out of this rat hole in a few hours.â€
The driver cringed as I spoke. He seemed insulted at my mockery. Enraged he blurted, “Yea, well same to you pale.†The driver then slammed the door of his bus.
I watched as he released the door handle. It dropped to the floor. As the fool realized he damaged his own bus his face turned bright red. I removed my shades and laughed at him. The driver glared into my teary eyes. With undue haste the man mashed the accelerator and raced away. Still giddy from the hilarious act I placed my shades in the pocket of my trench coat. After all only the truly stupid wore their sunglasses at night.
Alone once again I hiked until I could no longer see anyone. I desired the privacy of a hotel room, however that required money. I leaned up against a building in what I appeared as an abandoned ally. A cold breeze glided along the road ways. I needed to check my equipment before I continued. I opened my wallet and nothing but miniature moths escaped from the bill fold. Not even the memory of money lingered in the wallet. “So much for that hotel,†I cried as I returned the wallet to its hiding place inside my trench coat. I checked my entire stock of equipment one at a time I found everything in order. My cold pistol slept loaded in its holster, my extra ammo clung on to my extra clip ready to be loaded and fired.
With all of my equipment in order I faced the cold dark ally. It was shorted then taking the main street to the post office. A bad feeling loomed over me as I started down the ally. A sense of danger made itself known. Quickly passing it off for undue paranoia I marched down the dark ally.
The ally seemed as long as an interstate freeway. I continued walking, the further I got the bigger the feeling of danger grew. My worst fears lingered in my mind. Nervously I proceeded. About a mile into the ally way I saw the light at the end of the tunnel. A sense of relief flooded over me and the feeling of danger vanished.
I neared the end of the ally when seemingly out of nowhere a punk kid with a flock of seagull’s hair cut and excruciatingly bad body odor cut off my path. “Where do you think you’re going so fast?†the kid questioned.
I glanced behind me and too my dismay the kid had friends. Another guy and two girls stood directly behind me. The second guy smelled of cheep beer and he had a difficult time balancing his colossal green Mohawk. The females were obviously of the paid company variety. “Look kid,†I spoke in an angry tone, “My day didn’t go very well. It would be wise of you to step aside and let me go.â€
Laughing the punk nearly cried as he attempted to reply. “You clearly don’t understand the situation your in do you old man?†The punk in front of me pulled the blade of a Swiss army knife out and waved it around in a threatening matter. “Now,†he chuckled as he waved the knife, “empty your pockets.â€
I grew angry with his futile attempt to mug me. Fuming I reached under my coat and gripped the cold steal of my pistol. A mere second latter I pointed it at his head. My extreme speed rivaled that of the comic book super hero the flash. “Look kid,†I barked with authority, “You have two choices. Option A, you leave here and I forget about you. Option B, I make you.â€
The punk kid froze. He didn’t know how to react to a threat. Obviously he had never experienced it himself. The other kid didn’t move. The alcohol prevented him from realizing what events were taking place.
Impatiently I fired a round into the air to show that I met business. Then I just glared at the punk with my finger on the trigger.
A moment latter the kids fled the scene in a state of panic. Perhaps in the future they would think twice before jumping a seemingly helpless man in an alley.
When the idiotic punks left my vision I jogged to the Post office. It started to get cold.
When I arrived at the post office I glanced around. The only other person around slept in the corner. He smelled of vodka and cheep cologne. This city had the saddest inhabitants I ever had the misfortune too witnessed. From my view every single person living in this hell hole had some sort of a problem.
I yawned and moseyed to the bulletin board. Quickly I discovered the only bounty head currently in the city. The police posted a bounty of ten-thousand dollars on a man named Kyle Tolbin. I sighed a nervous sigh because the officials also posted information on the guy. Normally information would be welcomed, however this information spelt out the hardship that I had little choice but to deal with to capture this guy. This Mr. Tolbin turned out as a former government agent. At one time this man worked as a spy, and that meant a master of disguise. Annoyed at this I tore down the poster announcing this mans bounty.
Disturbed by the only possible bounty being a former spy I stormed out of the post office door. No work could be done tonight even in a city that never slept. I needed to locate a place to spend the night. I needed some sort of shelter.
I wondered the city in search of a place to stay. Finally I reached Central Park. The smoggy smell of the city seemed lessened here as if the plants in the park drove the noxious smell away.
I sneaked in to the park which according to the sign didn’t open for about 5 hours. Slowly I creped past the swings and the sand box. I eyeballed the park from where I stood. I saw nothing much at first just children’s play toys and a few benches. However after looking long enough I saw storage shed. I approached the structure cautiously not knowing if a night watch man patrolled the park or not. When I could see the door I found a lock. Upon examining it I learned that this type of lock received high marks in its security test. I didn’t have the skill to pick it let alone to pick it with time to sleep. Frustrated I grabbed my pistol and shot the lock. I could finally sleep.
I passed out in side the freezing shed. The bitter cold air froze my body and prevented sleep from coming with ease. It took me about an hour of tossing and turning to finally lure myself to sleep.
The next morning I awoke to the sound of laughing children. I detested that sound. Children had an uncanny ability to annoy me to no ends. They just didn’t shut up. I suppose that is why I never settled down. Even when Donna Siphon fell for me. I don’t know how or why but she begged me to remain in Dallas with her. I couldn’t do that then and I couldn’t now. When I left Denver she followed me. Striving to be with me whenever she could. At this point I hadn’t seen her for about a month. I didn’t think much of it. After all she probable gave up.
After thinking for a little bit my thoughts cleared and I prepared to move on and find this Kyle Tobin. Bursting with energy I tiptoed out of the cramped shed I spent the night in. Confidently I made my way to the nearest phone booth.
Life without parents, without knowledge of ones origin can truly be a life of sorrow. Or one can take the needed steps to change that fact. To change the circumstances of a situation. A situation which a person didn’t control in the past.
Questions plague my mind every day. Why am I here? What is my purpose? However instead of falling victim to the unavoidable questions I attempt to find answers. Answers that are capable of changing my life, my future. My name is Spade Black and I won’t die not knowing where I came from.
My search for the truth won’t end until I find what I am looking for. Regrettably traveling like every thing else in this purgatory called earth cost money. Money that once spent doesn’t return to the person who spent it unless they work for it. Quick money is virtually impossible to obtain. I learned that lesson long ago and now the only way I know to receive the cash I require is to employ my self in the thankless task of bounty hunting. .
This time I found my self stranded at a bus deport in the heart of New York City. The smell of the smoggy air itself sickened me. I couldn’t believe how so many mindless drones called New Yorkers could allow their families to live in such filth.
Upon stepping off the bus I turned to the driver “I envy you. You are lucky enough to drive out of this rat hole in a few hours.â€
The driver cringed as I spoke. He seemed insulted at my mockery. Enraged he blurted, “Yea, well same to you pale.†The driver then slammed the door of his bus.
I watched as he released the door handle. It dropped to the floor. As the fool realized he damaged his own bus his face turned bright red. I removed my shades and laughed at him. The driver glared into my teary eyes. With undue haste the man mashed the accelerator and raced away. Still giddy from the hilarious act I placed my shades in the pocket of my trench coat. After all only the truly stupid wore their sunglasses at night.
Alone once again I hiked until I could no longer see anyone. I desired the privacy of a hotel room, however that required money. I leaned up against a building in what I appeared as an abandoned ally. A cold breeze glided along the road ways. I needed to check my equipment before I continued. I opened my wallet and nothing but miniature moths escaped from the bill fold. Not even the memory of money lingered in the wallet. “So much for that hotel,†I cried as I returned the wallet to its hiding place inside my trench coat. I checked my entire stock of equipment one at a time I found everything in order. My cold pistol slept loaded in its holster, my extra ammo clung on to my extra clip ready to be loaded and fired.
With all of my equipment in order I faced the cold dark ally. It was shorted then taking the main street to the post office. A bad feeling loomed over me as I started down the ally. A sense of danger made itself known. Quickly passing it off for undue paranoia I marched down the dark ally.
The ally seemed as long as an interstate freeway. I continued walking, the further I got the bigger the feeling of danger grew. My worst fears lingered in my mind. Nervously I proceeded. About a mile into the ally way I saw the light at the end of the tunnel. A sense of relief flooded over me and the feeling of danger vanished.
I neared the end of the ally when seemingly out of nowhere a punk kid with a flock of seagull’s hair cut and excruciatingly bad body odor cut off my path. “Where do you think you’re going so fast?†the kid questioned.
I glanced behind me and too my dismay the kid had friends. Another guy and two girls stood directly behind me. The second guy smelled of cheep beer and he had a difficult time balancing his colossal green Mohawk. The females were obviously of the paid company variety. “Look kid,†I spoke in an angry tone, “My day didn’t go very well. It would be wise of you to step aside and let me go.â€
Laughing the punk nearly cried as he attempted to reply. “You clearly don’t understand the situation your in do you old man?†The punk in front of me pulled the blade of a Swiss army knife out and waved it around in a threatening matter. “Now,†he chuckled as he waved the knife, “empty your pockets.â€
I grew angry with his futile attempt to mug me. Fuming I reached under my coat and gripped the cold steal of my pistol. A mere second latter I pointed it at his head. My extreme speed rivaled that of the comic book super hero the flash. “Look kid,†I barked with authority, “You have two choices. Option A, you leave here and I forget about you. Option B, I make you.â€
The punk kid froze. He didn’t know how to react to a threat. Obviously he had never experienced it himself. The other kid didn’t move. The alcohol prevented him from realizing what events were taking place.
Impatiently I fired a round into the air to show that I met business. Then I just glared at the punk with my finger on the trigger.
A moment latter the kids fled the scene in a state of panic. Perhaps in the future they would think twice before jumping a seemingly helpless man in an alley.
When the idiotic punks left my vision I jogged to the Post office. It started to get cold.
When I arrived at the post office I glanced around. The only other person around slept in the corner. He smelled of vodka and cheep cologne. This city had the saddest inhabitants I ever had the misfortune too witnessed. From my view every single person living in this hell hole had some sort of a problem.
I yawned and moseyed to the bulletin board. Quickly I discovered the only bounty head currently in the city. The police posted a bounty of ten-thousand dollars on a man named Kyle Tolbin. I sighed a nervous sigh because the officials also posted information on the guy. Normally information would be welcomed, however this information spelt out the hardship that I had little choice but to deal with to capture this guy. This Mr. Tolbin turned out as a former government agent. At one time this man worked as a spy, and that meant a master of disguise. Annoyed at this I tore down the poster announcing this mans bounty.
Disturbed by the only possible bounty being a former spy I stormed out of the post office door. No work could be done tonight even in a city that never slept. I needed to locate a place to spend the night. I needed some sort of shelter.
I wondered the city in search of a place to stay. Finally I reached Central Park. The smoggy smell of the city seemed lessened here as if the plants in the park drove the noxious smell away.
I sneaked in to the park which according to the sign didn’t open for about 5 hours. Slowly I creped past the swings and the sand box. I eyeballed the park from where I stood. I saw nothing much at first just children’s play toys and a few benches. However after looking long enough I saw storage shed. I approached the structure cautiously not knowing if a night watch man patrolled the park or not. When I could see the door I found a lock. Upon examining it I learned that this type of lock received high marks in its security test. I didn’t have the skill to pick it let alone to pick it with time to sleep. Frustrated I grabbed my pistol and shot the lock. I could finally sleep.
I passed out in side the freezing shed. The bitter cold air froze my body and prevented sleep from coming with ease. It took me about an hour of tossing and turning to finally lure myself to sleep.
The next morning I awoke to the sound of laughing children. I detested that sound. Children had an uncanny ability to annoy me to no ends. They just didn’t shut up. I suppose that is why I never settled down. Even when Donna Siphon fell for me. I don’t know how or why but she begged me to remain in Dallas with her. I couldn’t do that then and I couldn’t now. When I left Denver she followed me. Striving to be with me whenever she could. At this point I hadn’t seen her for about a month. I didn’t think much of it. After all she probable gave up.
After thinking for a little bit my thoughts cleared and I prepared to move on and find this Kyle Tobin. Bursting with energy I tiptoed out of the cramped shed I spent the night in. Confidently I made my way to the nearest phone booth.